100th post

" "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; 
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, 
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere 
The ceremony of innocence is drowned"
-Extract from The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats
Unbeknownst to many, this part of the poem is actually about periods!
Periods are super fun because:
1. If you don't have a regular period/don't track your period, you'll pee and BAM sudden crimson waterfall flowing out of your vagina! (what happened to me today) 
Good on you if you brought a pad with you (sensing the period with your psychic powers) if not, you'll have to go with toilet paper which is bloody unhygienic OR get your galpal to get one for you (the real reason why girls go to the toilet in groups) (the struggle is real)
It's MUCH better if you get it in your sleep because you wake up in a pool of your own blood, which is uber exhilarating! 
2. Sometimes your uterus feels like punching itself in the balls, just for kicks! Especially if you drink cold water/eat ice cream!!! Amazing experience, especially when you're trying to concentrate in lessons!!!
3. Moodswings are great, it's surprising how quickly you can go from wanting to flood the world with love and affection to wanting to flood the world with the blood of your enemies! Boys also get really scared of you and carry Bibles around just in case they need to protect themselves from you
4. You put on approximately 700 kg by consuming everything in sight, from chocolate bars to 6 bowls of rice to a medium-sized blue whale

5. The constant fear of staining your shorts/skirt haha every time you stand up you ask your friend if you stained
6. Not being able to sleep at night because your uterine lining is busy playing water slide in your vagina and you really don't want to stain the bed
(Waking up in the morning thinking, "Oh fuck I stained the bed,")
7. The red army congregates on your face bc of hormones or something and attempts to conquer it

8. Doing sports on your period= actual blood, sweat and tears
9. Sneezing on your period= Dam breaking in vagina
10. Being offended on your period= Everyone in a ten-meter radius implodes simultaneously and it rains vital organs for three minutes
In conclusion, periods are super fun and amazing and I really enjoy playing with the vital organs of my enemies " - @jiyongopparz on ask.fm

No it isn't

One day
I will try to write a decent song
But today is not the day

I'm looking for a new book to read lol any recommendations?

Don'ts:
Vampires
Zombies
Werewolves (not main focus)
More than 5 books in the series (unless it's really really good)
Too much action
Too much romance
Political
Historical fiction
Aliens (unless they look human)

Dos:
Young adult
Love as a side story
Refreshing
I've never read it before
Dystopia
Furturistic
Life after death
Fanstasy
Sad
Unpredictable
Animals (including shapeshifters, selkies, etc.)
Magic (fairies)
Diary-style
Angels
Chick lit (not too cliche)

I'm not too picky lol. Just some things I like and dislike (there are always exceptions tho)