Mah serious WEirDnEsS

The story of I-can't-think-of-anything-else:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far, far, faaaaaaaaar awayyyyy...... Errrr..... Errrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Er there was a land far, far, far, far, far away and THE END!!!!!!!!! hAHa!!!!

-.-" Lame??? Yay!!!! It was MEANT to be LAMELAMELAME -.-" diaoishly lame...

Okay,,, It's says SERIOUS weirdness, and that story above [I-can't-think-of-anything-else] is NOT serious. So, here we go:

The story of the BROKEN CHAIR:

oNE day in a land extremely near there lived a fat man. He was fat because he swallowed hes fairy godmothher, who was being digested by mentioned person's stomacch juces. He thought: OMG!!! My fairy godm is so HEAVY!!!!! He felt like sitting down and therfore sat on PApa bears chair. He was so heavyly heavy that the chair broke under his weight!!!!!!! Haha!!!! He collapsed on the floor!!!!! He got up [with Great Difficulty] and sat on mama's bear chair instead. He was so heavyly heavy that the chair broke under his weight!!!!!!! Haha!!!! He collapsed on the floor!!!!! He got up [with Great Difficulty] and sat on baby bear..... Not chair!!!! bABY bear SCREAMED AND FAT man was frihtened as he had neevr heard a bear scream b4 and got up with out any difficulty... Tehn he stood up and said: I must think of another way to bcome light again.... Then he had a brain wavE!!!!!!!!! He swolowed baby bear to catch teh fairy godm and swallowed mama bear to catch baby bear and swallowed three bowls of porridge mama bear was cooking tooo and swallowed papa bear to catch mama bear..... He exploded and his stomch juices flew EVERYWHERE!!!!!! haha and that's the end of the story of the broken chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ps he did not bcome light again....][pps fairy gm n baby n mama n papa bear all died.... And the fat man tooo][ppps gory]

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Dragons just rock.

Prepared to be bored. I'm gonna list all about dragons of each set / book. Okay here we go:::

WARNING: BLOG POST MIGHT CAUSE READER TO SLUMP OVER IN BOREDOM. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE GROANING, BASHING AND TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER, PULLING OFF ALL YOUR HAIR, ETC., ETC.

} Book(s):
>The fire within, Icefire, The fire eternal, Dark fire (The Last Dragon Chronicles)
} Dragons features:
a) Clay dragons
> Able to fly
> Born from clay
> Sheds fire tear* when dies (separated from owner, etc.)
> Two wings, four paws with claws
> Small, remains small throughout lifetime
> Many colours (solid coloured)
b) Real dragons
> Able to fly
> Hatched from egg (quickened*)
> Sheds fire tear when dies
> Two wings, four paws with claws
> Grows from small to large
> Many colours (solid coloured)

} Book(s):
> Dragon rider
} Dragon Features:
> Able to fly at night because of moonlight / in the day with use of 'Moon-dew'
> Probably hatched from egg
> Dies of natural cause, age, humans, etc.
> Two wings, four paws with claws
> Large, not known if grows
> Silver

} Book(s):
> Dragon spear (Dragon Slippers Trilogy)
} Dragon Features:
> Able to fly
> Hatched from egg (a clutch of eggs)
> Probably dies of natural cause, age, humans, etc.
> Two wing, four paws with claws
> Grows from small to large
> Many colours

That's all... FOR NOW!!!! Haha!!!!!