Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far, far, faaaaaaaaar awayyyyy...... Errrr..... Errrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Er there was a land far, far, far, far, far away and THE END!!!!!!!!! hAHa!!!!
-.-" Lame??? Yay!!!! It was MEANT to be LAMELAMELAME -.-" diaoishly lame...
Okay,,, It's says SERIOUS weirdness, and that story above [I-can't-think-of-anything-else] is NOT serious. So, here we go:
The story of the BROKEN CHAIR:
oNE day in a land extremely near there lived a fat man. He was fat because he swallowed hes fairy godmothher, who was being digested by mentioned person's stomacch juces. He thought: OMG!!! My fairy godm is so HEAVY!!!!! He felt like sitting down and therfore sat on PApa bears chair. He was so heavyly heavy that the chair broke under his weight!!!!!!! Haha!!!! He collapsed on the floor!!!!! He got up [with Great Difficulty] and sat on mama's bear chair instead. He was so heavyly heavy that the chair broke under his weight!!!!!!! Haha!!!! He collapsed on the floor!!!!! He got up [with Great Difficulty] and sat on baby bear..... Not chair!!!! bABY bear SCREAMED AND FAT man was frihtened as he had neevr heard a bear scream b4 and got up with out any difficulty... Tehn he stood up and said: I must think of another way to bcome light again.... Then he had a brain wavE!!!!!!!!! He swolowed baby bear to catch teh fairy godm and swallowed mama bear to catch baby bear and swallowed three bowls of porridge mama bear was cooking tooo and swallowed papa bear to catch mama bear..... He exploded and his stomch juices flew EVERYWHERE!!!!!! haha and that's the end of the story of the broken chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ps he did not bcome light again....][pps fairy gm n baby n mama n papa bear all died.... And the fat man tooo][ppps gory]
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