Tuesday, September 23, 2014

how to basic chinese

Paper 1: email

死人私人
subject is just 回复:__
亲爱的_:
the nihao mfker shit (William's 别来无恙)
today grandfarer tork to you about deh __
RES as according to what is more impt (7m in total, usually 建议 will be around 3m coz 建议 dabomb)
Tuan Jin: 太阳快下山了/Chi Han: 时间不早了,就此搁笔
煮好祝好!!!!!
not full name

公务 NEW FORMAT (actually more like new way of testing) hahahaha
subject is [action word*] [extremely summarised content]
[surname, dun use full name or you kenna slapped]经理/部长/some official title shit:
no nihao shit, just intro yrself 本人是住在__的居民,名叫[full name]。今日,本人给您写这个电邮的目的是
if required, talk about your situation. try to use 本人 instead of 我 coz it's polite. RES. (7m in total, answer to the qs)
恭维:素闻贵公司 thx Jiawen [if you give any suggestions, use 从善如流,办事效率高 thx Darelyn,if respectable and old, use 德高望重,if teacher, use 桃李满天下 (aka peach pear whole sky down),if author, use 著作等身, etc etc]/Natalie: 一向非常尽责而从善如流,希望您能接受本人的建议,并请尽快采取行动/立刻采取适当的措施。
if required, ask for reply (希望早日/[specified time]收到您的电邮)
full name 启

*most likely 建议/反映,can be 投诉/邀请

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basically, narrative/descriptive (focus on 心理描写,生动语言)/expository (论点,论据,论证)/bzbd (focus on -ve, less on +ve, 建议建议建议)

narrative:
here have some 修辞手法s from Ni Xu Gang Metta (if you cannot see this, you die liao)
he forgot 夸张
be logical and plan well, equalish intro and ending, detailed body

expository:
开头-要明,要美,要简(100字以内)
顺,逆,引,喻,释,比,问**,记
论证方法:比喻,道理,举例,对比,引用
**设问/反问
说服力 very impt

bzbd:
读了[copy the question],感触良多。我感到__,我觉得__。
RES
but I forgot the rest. just yolo the shit lol. can use a lot of famous quotes but idk any so it don't affect me. where are those books I bought that time and lost immediately...

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PAPER 2

do your green book thing if you have it

look at the barely completed thing over here

do practice

remember PEEL

try not to cry

cry

fail chinese

cry more

TO END OFF ON A POSITIVE NOTE

雄鹰只有在搏击蓝天时,才知道天空是多么辽阔,自己是多么渺小;小溪只有在奔入大海时,才知道海洋是多么宽广,自己是多么微不足道;同样,一个人只有当他学得愈多时,才愈知道学海无涯,自己学到的知识不过是沧海一粟,他才懂得要永无止境地进取。